With Friends Like This...

[Mike]Tyson told "Access Hollywood" that [Kobe] Bryant needs to get things straightened out with his family. He said if Bryant ends up doing time, he's got to keep in mind "who's gonna come see him, who's gonna be in touch, who's gonna be in contact if anything happens."

My advice: Don't ask Mike for any appetizer suggestions. He might get "ear"ritated.