Monday, March 19, 2007

Dammit Jack!

Why oh why did you not point that nuclear armed drone at Nancy Pelosi's housemansion?!

And you call yourself a patriot. Psssssh!


Pauli said...

Hey -- how's this for an idea. Jack goes berserk about Audrey and gets a hold of a nuke drone from the bad guys and takes out about 20,000 Chinese with it for revenge. That would be cool. Then he kills the Ruskies and Ragheads with his bare hands. Then he tortures the Vice President until he confesses and throws him in jail. Then he runs of with Chloe and they go dark.

Beep, beep, beep, beep.

Roger H. said...

Everything but running off with Chloe works for me.

BTW, ever notice that members of the CTU tactical team always wear protective helmets whenever they storm a building or house, but the CTU agents, e.g., Jack, who are leading them never do?