Today marks the 15th anniversary of my constitutionally protected right to publicly hold myself out as a potato.
"At the heart of liberty is the right to define one’s own concept of existence, of meaning, of the universe, and of the mystery of human life." - Joint Opinion of the Supreme Court in Planned Parenthood v. Casey
2 comments:
Hey, you're a potato? I'm a zucchini!
In fact, I'm not just any zucchini, I'm a SUPREME COURT JUSTICE!
Well, my lineage only contains trace amounts of Irish Catlick and no Italian, AFAIK, so I can't be either of those ve-JET-ables. Alas, I fear if I am anything it is most likely a BRATWURST, which makes sense, being that I'm the worst brat many people know. Or perhaps, God forbid, BRAUNSWAGGER...
Or if I must be a ve-JET-able, SAUERKRAUT -- ach! de liber, the most depressing thought yet.
But seriously, I hope you will consider posting your thoughts on the Libby sentence-commuting thingamabobby.
Post a Comment